Thursday 28 February 2008

BP 106/67...Pulse 93...Body Temp 36.5...

It seems I've survived this monumental disappointment:


Dear Candidate:

It is with much regret that we have to inform you that the British Commonwealth Scholarship Agency has not accepted the Canadian Scholarship Recommendation Committee's recommendation to offer you a scholarship....In this year's competition, 5% of all the Canadian applicants were successful...


I've accepted the offer from McMaster University for the Masters in Cultural Studies and Critical Theory. At least this way, I'll be able to do a teaching assistantship. 

To my friends in Toronto: see you in August!



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Stuffing my backpack once again and heading to Dubai airport tonight, destination Portugal.

With a six hour stopover in Amsterdam, I expect to be nice and mellow when I arrive in Lisbon, Insha'Allah.

Tuesday 26 February 2008

Less Decadence, More Sight-Seeing...

You're probably curious about what else I've been up to besides massages, dining and other hedonistic pursuits. Well, plenty - see for yourself:

We went dune-climbing...


...the setting sun made the sand glow...



...although other parts weren't so pretty.



This is Jebel Hafeet: a winding drive through mountain cliffs to one of the highest peaks in Al Ain. On a clear day you can see the Oman border.



This is the Palace Museum, the birthplace of Sheikh Zayed (the first president of the UAE).






Now that's a stock-pot...


Wadi-Bashing (i.e. driving down a dry river bed) with Dad...


The National Archaeological Park...




The Al Ain Oasis is the largest of seven oases that the city is built on.
In Arabic, Al Ain means The Spring. These pictures can't convey how gorgeous this place is.


There are gates in the walls leading down to the aqueducts...




And even a little restaurant.


A little trivia: most of the signs are in English as well as Arabic but, understandably, the grammar is sometimes a little...off.

Contenders in the funniest-english-sign-in-Al-Ain include:

Automatic Laundry (as in with machines, not by hand)
Technical Scissors (a tailor)
Mr. Taste (restaurant)
Modern Bakery (what does that even mean?)
Every salon is called Saloon.

But, in my opinion, the funniest-english-sign-in-Al-Ain award goes to Alladin restaurant:


That's right people, Magical Chicken.


Friday 22 February 2008

Carnal Pleasures

Last night we went to Min Zaman with friends Wayne and Mohammed.

Dinner was four courses consisting of cold apps, hot apps, mixed grill, and dessert. The best baba ganouj I've ever had in my life. Seriously.

They had a vegetable-bouquet-thing as a table centerpiece with lettuce, carrots, celery, lemons and tons of fresh mint. It was both decorative and tasty.

My first shisha (flavoured tobacco in a big, ornate bong) was pretty goddamn tasty. It's been a while since I could smoke in a restaurant, so naturally I was a little hesitant.



mmmm...apple tobacco.

The music was great, and oh yeah, there was the Hottest Bellydancer Ever. A quick teaser below - make sure your speakers are on (Mom).

Tuesday 19 February 2008

Never Underestimate a Thai Chick with a Warm Smile and Hot Oil

Who would've thought getting yanked around, prodded and smacked could be so relaxing? Although I didn't expect a full body massage, that's exactly what I got. At one point she had me on my back and started to lift the sheet, saying 's ok? s ok?' and I nodded, not knowing what to expect.

Boob massage. That's right. With oil and everything. Stomach too, which felt kinda funny cuz she was really digging in. I tried somewhat unsuccessfully to stifle a giggle at my own awkwardness. I feel like I should call or send flowers...

The next day Louise and I went to the Global Village in Dubai - a shopping extravaganza and amusement park that lasts for 10 weeks every year. It was beautiful.

This is the India pavillion - by far the biggest one.



Egypt had the most amazing dresses...


Palestine with the ferris wheel behind it. Watch out for Spiderman.


Lebanon on the left.


And a little panorama for ya...


One of the merchants in the Yemen pavillion (really nice guy).


Cinnamon sticks to last a lifetime...also make handy wacking sticks.


We stopped for a bite in the food-court type area (a bunch of arabic, indian and lebanese cafes, along with KFC and Burger King). Surrounded by women in full abayas, some with their faces and hands covered as well. I couldn't get over the irony (or is it oxymoronic?) of Shaggy's Hey Sexy Lady blaring over the speakers.

As I get to see more of Dubai, the massive scale of construction becomes more apparent. Apparently 24% of the entire world's cranes are here. It creates a shifting landscape all it's own - cranes and bulldozes glinting in the setting sun, picture-postcard-worthy indeed.

Although it's gorgeous here, the class divisions are really pronounced. For instance, right next to these newly built hotels and beautiful gated communities like the one Dad and Louise live in, there are tiny buildings housing more people than you'd think possible. I snapped a few quick shots when no one was looking.





Also, Emirati's are always served first - they don't wait in lineups.

The more important people (like the sheikh) are designated as such by their license plates, among other things. The majority of plates have five numbers, some have four and even fewer have three. I haven't seen any two-numbered plates yet, but a
vanity #1 was just auctioned off for $14 Million U.S.

Friday 15 February 2008

The Seven Sands of the United Arab Emirates

That's right, seven different colours of sand in the Emirates: red, light red, cream, brown, blue, black and white. I haven't seen any of these crazy-coloured sands yet, like blue or black, but damn that's cool.

On the way back from the airport we tour around Dubai for a bit, then stop for brunch at the Madinat Jumeirah Hotel - Louise calls it paradise and I'm inclined to agree...

The lobby of the Madinat Jumeirah


Outside the washrooms...I just thought this was funny


Through the courtyard to the beach...


On the hotel grounds on the way to the market in the next building...




Louise and I dipping our toes in the Persian/Arabian Gulf. That's the Burj
Al Arab (a.k.a. the big sail hotel) in the background. It's the only seven star
hotel in the world and if you're not staying there, they charge something
like $35 just to get through the door.


Dad and Louise






Tuesday 12 February 2008

Dispatches from Cornwall

As the inaugural post, a brief play-by-play of my first 24 hours:

02/04 23:30   Take off from Pearson with tears in my eyes and a glass of champagne in my hand (thank you club class). After settling in, camembert with parma ham, red grapes and a glass of merlot. For dessert, Inniskilin ice wine and because I'm so goddamned charming (or pitiful, who cares which) an extra-complimentary kaluha on the rocks.

02/05 01:30   Ready to doze off...

02/05 04:30   Wake up to the smell of a cream cheese crepe being set in front, with honeydew melon, orange, pineapple and cantaloupe, and a glass of orange juice.

02/05 06:30 EST - 11:30 GMT   Land at London Gatwick.

11:45   Get baggage.

12:00   Clear customs. Well that was easy. Ha.

12:02   Haul luggage to designated smoking area. Then hang around waiting for the train, bound by all this luggage.

13:19   Board train for Reading Station. Lean my head against the window and watch the English countryside. Realize that every band/musician I'm listening to is from the UK. Feel like a poser.

14:32   Board train for Penzance. Again with head leaning, and Don Delilo's Americana.

19:37   Arrive in Penzance. Attempt to decipher labels of drinks available from vending machine. End up with a blackberry-antioxidant juice of some sort. Score.

19:45   Bustle across tiny street to bus stop and check times for the #2 or #2B Helston via Porthleven. The town is dark and quiet.

20:05   Having waited 20 minutes, I'm told that this #2B Helston does not go through Porthleven, but the next one does (because that makes perfect sense).

20:06   Shuffle over to a taxi and inquire about the cost to Porthleven. 25 pounds.

20:07   Back at the bus station, find a not-too-frosty seat and settle in. Nothing is open, and even the train station is only half indoors, so I wait outside. My teeth start to chatter.

20:25   Guy strolls up to bus station and lights a smoke in front of the no smoking sign. I say "well if you're going to, I'm in." Have a lovely conversation with Warren, a chef in Penzance, who spent four years in central London and whose Father went to Dubai last Christmas and loved it.

20:55   Warren gets on his bus. My teeth are full on chattering.

21:05   #2B Helston via Porthleven. Between the bus driver and the one other passenger we manage to figure out where I should get off in Porthleven closest to Claremont Terrace - close to the main stop in the square, which he kindly points out so I'll know where to get the return.

21:35   Haul bags off bus. Friendly goodnights and well-wishes. Drag myself and luggage up deceptively smooth-inclining hill past quaint (yes, an appropriate cliche) little cottages all in a row, with names like Suncliff, Vilvorde and Crab Pot Cottage. I can't see ten feet around me and all I hear is crashing waves. On my left, Rosa Cottage. Unhinge the gate, navigate the steep, dark stone steps and fumble around next to the door for the key left under the rock. Remember that I have a mini flashlight in my purse. Find key and unlock door. Drag all bags inside and close door to silence.

22:00   Tea Mission. The caretaker left a box of Cornish Fairings (like gingerbread cookies) and milk in the fridge for me. Love this woman.

22:05   Outside. The sky is splattered with stars. Reminds me of the blackout in 2003, although nothing I've seen or probably ever will see can compare to that.

22:15   I'd like to say I lit a fire or had a bath, but there was no firewood and no hot water so I just washed off the train and crawled into bed with my book. Thick duvet and feather pillows. Single-occupancy pillow arrangement. Slow sadness under the covers.

22:30   Almost finish Americana. Almost.

22:35   Sleep. Half stir in the middle of the night forgetting where I am.

02/06   11:20 Wake up in Cornwall England to clear sunlight and the rhythm of the ocean.

To sum up the following six days in Porthleven: lounge, walk, stargaze, write, wine and cheese, BBC, tea, fire, write, stargaze, read, lounge, walk, tea, more wine and cheese, more tea...that's pretty much it. It was fantastic.
This is Rosa Cottage:






And this is Porthleven:











I stayed in the Penzance hostel on the 12th, and as my first hostel experience it was pretty decent. Except for the Aussie who kept trying to kiss me. Absolutely no radar for subtle rejection. Anyway, under the rug. 

On the 13th I hopped the train to Ipswich to Sarah's Aunt's place, where they kindly put me up and fed me fish and chips, then got to London on the 14th in time to have a much needed reunion with Christine. Adventure tales, longings, advice and expectations. 

02/14 Heathrow: Dubai via Amsterdam.